January 2012
if my son is gay
son: mom... i'm gay
me: what was that?
son: i'm... gay
me: HA! KNEW IT!
son: wh...what?
husband: what's going on?
me: OUR SON'S GAY!
husband: oh god.
son: wait, is that okay?
husband: no, i mean yes, it's definitely okay, just, er... your mother...
me: ARE YOU DATING ANYONE?
son: i—
me: YOU CAN DATE WHOMEVER YOU WANT
son: that's great mom bu—
me: I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
husband: your mother has this thing about ga—
me: I'M GOING TO BAKE YOU A CAKE
son: mom that really isn—
me: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN GLEE? HAVE I EVER SHOWN IT TO YOU?
husband: shit
me: WHAT ABOUT X-MEN?
son: dad, what's going o—
me: WE ARE GOING TO STAY UP LATE AND TALK ABOUT BOYS
husband: walk away slowly son i'll try to handle your moth—
me: YOU CAN HAVE AS MANY SLEEPOVERS AS YOU WANT WITH BOYS OR GIRLS AS LONG AS IF IT'S BOYS THEY'RE CUTE
son: i'm scared
husband: it's okay. i was worried that this was going to happen
me: I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG
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“Blaine is in fact the most perfect human being ever.”
– The Huffington Post
(via waltzy)
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porschelain:
missklainer:
Aww thank you! You didn’t have too! I like you! I think we should be friends! Yes it’s confirmed we are now friends!
I MADE A NEW FRIEND THIS YEAR!
Oh my stars! Have I just made my first friend of 2012?
I did!
Oh, this is absolutely fantastic!
FIRST FRIENDS OF 2012!!! THIS YEAR HAS ALREADY STARTED TO BE AMAZING!
20 minutes..
till a new year begins and I go back to what I always do. Blog.
When I go to see Struck By Lightning
afingertipstouch:
deathbyklisses:
bethandbee:
joewalkers-abs:
I’ll enter the theatre and try to contain my fangirling
I’ll be sitting in a stupor during the previews
The movie will begin
If someone insults Chris in any way
Then I’ll see Chris looking insanely attractive every single second
Then the movie will end in an amazing way
Then I’ll cry the entire way home in...
Listening to the Doors, eating food, and...
BEST FUCKEN NEW YEARS EVER.
dapperblazers-n-hummelberries asked: Hi! Thanks for the follow ♥ I saw you were following my Hummel so I had to follow too :)
missklainer started following you
porschelain:
missklainer:
Hi (it’s not new years yet were I’m at) BUT HAPPY NEW YEARS!! Your blog= amazing!
Aww~! Thank you, honey bee! I’m glad you enjoy it! I’m Remy, by the way. You’re a dear, I think you’re lovely enough for a follow back~! <3
Aww thank you! You didn’t have too! I like you! I think we should be friends! Yes it’s confirmed we are now friends!
I...
missklainer started following you
porschelain:
<3 Happy new year!
Hi (it’s not new years yet were I’m at) BUT HAPPY NEW YEARS!! Your blog= amazing!
6 tags
How I know for sure the world will end in 2012....
Blaine is a junior
I HAVE ONE MORE BREAK OF VACATION!!
1 tag
daltonfightclub:
and now i’m sure darren and chris are having sex at this point
4 tags
Anonymous asked: I want to fuck Chris Colfer...wait not want I NEED to fuck him. I want to throw him against the wall and just have my way with him. And I'll worship his glorious delicious amazing ass.
3 tags
While my family is getting drunk...
I’m fucken flailing because of Chris Colfer’s ass!
O my god...I can't! I just like...I can't...
Chris…his..ugh! MY GOD MY BODY IS READY!
Near Year's Eve CrissColfer drabble
zavocado:
Derp, Happy New Year, guys! Have some CrissColfer.
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Praise the lord.
What am I doing on New Years Eve?
Looking at Riker on my computer screen.